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Ref: DP-36-VP1813
Now I realise that I don’t need to tell most of you this, but Klingons have a backup set of organs. (If I’ve lost you already, just leave).. . So, super safe in case of any emergency – extra heart, extra liver, extra pair of lungs – every organ. Yes missus, even an extra one of those (makes lewd Benny Hill face). . And this villa is a bit like that. 2 living areas, on first and second floor. What happens if somebody has cooked sardines in the kitchen? Just go upstairs to the other one. . . If somebody’s watching Strictly Come Dancing and won’t turn over? Just go downstairs to watch the latest episode of ST Discovery in the second living room.. . Skoda Kodiaq badly parked again taking up the entire 3-car garage? Don’t worry, space for 2 more cars outside.. . So if its safety you want and the security that the A/C system will never let you down (yep, 2 of them too) this could be the house for you. Very close to international schools and public transport links.. . So as the Klingons say: CHEGH-chew jaj-VAM jaj-KAK. . Indeed, wise words I think we can all agree.
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